jobskid's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Better Off Alone <Dane Cook>]

Yes!

Hey, goatfucker. It's not nice to talk bad things behind people' backs. You might find something hard in your ass if you do that too often.

About this song.. If you take one of the gay'iest songs, combine it with the comedian who entertains 3 year old kids and add farting sounds, what do you get? Piece of shit, usually.

Now the positive - I'm really happy to see how you and Grimmace suck each others cocks by giving piece of shit songs awesome reviews. A good example of a tight gay friendship. Congratulations ;)

TheDDJ responds:

I like how you took the time to respond.

Shows how much you care. <3

You're not exactly grasping the concept of the audio portal, I am afraid. I am also not certain if you've ever tried to make music before. But it generally tends to be harder than trolling responses.

Also, for future reference, there's a "No stars" button just off to the side. Blam properly or GTFO.

As for sexual preference, You've no right to question what I do with a goat, or my friends. Please. Go bathe in acid. <3

[Presentation]

Almost garbage

Synthetic, cheap and unimpressive

And this should attract people to your school? If I hear something like this somewhere - I'd get the fuck out of there.

Mravrgejoe responds:

well i took 10 minutes out of my day to get this song out of the way, my teacher said its extra credit if you make your own song so im not complaining, i guess effort shows the grade you deserve huh?

[Bass Is Kickin(Remix-DEMO)]

Grimmace666 is an ass o.o

Guess what? It's a piece of shit! Why?
-same old ass lead
-same generic ass structure heard in million other songs like this

On a bright side - mixing is not bad + sounds are bearable.
This tune could be a blast in a gay party.

Grimmace666 responds:

if uve ever heard the origional then u'd know its pretty much the same beat through the origional...im just trying to remix it...and jobskid...dont post on my stuff again...i find another post on any of my songs im reporting u to NG staff for harrassment -.-

[-I Love Hamsters-]

clownstep

DNB my ass. Where are the percussions? Good beat? Bass? Sounds like a MIDI loop which repeats for 6 minutes.

Garbage basically

cky12qxz responds:

It's almost clownstep, but doesn't have the brassy bassjavascript:GetReviewController(97 83690).GetResponseController().Save()
;

[Organ Grinder [EC]]

why?

There seems to be no concept at all behind this. Melody is random, Every instrument is on it's own. The sound is cheap and synthetic not to mention mixing.
Not good at all

EmperorCharlemagne responds:

I'd like to personally think there is a certain at-the-least chord structure concept underlying the whole thing, but that's me.

I'll give you cheap sound, and cheap mixing, as I got these all from free soundfonts and mixing is not yet my forte.

Sorry ya didn't like.

[[e99] Saline]

mmm...

One of the rare tracks that is actually good. Altho everything loops again and again, I see how you try to fix that with the effects. Everything's balanced, the sound is good, beat is nice and the atmosphere is decent.
Congrats ;)

e991e responds:

Thanks dude

[VirOS del.pair.stal-FAT32 rmx]

piece of shit

And you did it again!
I feel that the album is gonna be huge! Congrats pal, you're gonna be famous

SlanderFall responds:

I'm not gonna be - i wish to be - if my music whenever will be really good to people )

[8-Bit Rad1nom (DJ Prex)]

damn

Hahaha.. Jesus Christ!

PainasaurusRex responds:

Uhm, what? I don't understand.

[Clear water journey]

Meh

It's shallow and empty. Every instrument is on it's own + melody is forgettable

Nitrocore responds:

Thanks for your review, i'm not totaly sure I agree with you on that, simple as it may be and sound, but at least you left a comment, thanks.