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Black Honey By DJ Mathmatik Black Honey By DJ Mathmatik

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

all the same

What's with these gayish synths? Every second track on newgrounds has this shitty sound. Aren't you guys sick of that? Seriously?
Also, put a limiter on that beat.


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TX - Who Walks in When I Walk TX - Who Walks in When I Walk

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

sexxey

Tune that makes people feel good. A rarity indeed.
I'm just not sure if this is the place for you.


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Fulfillment Part 1 Fulfillment Part 1

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

God dammit

A good representer of newgrounds all time top. Another fucker who votes on his shitty tunes and suck other's cocks to do the same.
I mean.. whats the point of that? You really think that it sounds better when the score is over 4? NO IT DOESN'T!

Props for not being another trance/dance/'let's shake our dicks' type of song, tho.



Better Off Alone &amp;lt;Dane Cook&amp;gt; Better Off Alone <Dane Cook>

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Yes!

Hey, goatfucker. It's not nice to talk bad things behind people' backs. You might find something hard in your ass if you do that too often.

About this song.. If you take one of the gay'iest songs, combine it with the comedian who entertains 3 year old kids and add farting sounds, what do you get? Piece of shit, usually.

Now the positive - I'm really happy to see how you and Grimmace suck each others cocks by giving piece of shit songs awesome reviews. A good example of a tight gay friendship. Congratulations ;)


TheDDJ responds:

I like how you took the time to respond.

Shows how much you care. <3

You're not exactly grasping the concept of the audio portal, I am afraid. I am also not certain if you've ever tried to make music before. But it generally tends to be harder than trolling responses.

Also, for future reference, there's a "No stars" button just off to the side. Blam properly or GTFO.

As for sexual preference, You've no right to question what I do with a goat, or my friends. Please. Go bathe in acid. <3


Presentation Presentation

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Almost garbage

Synthetic, cheap and unimpressive

And this should attract people to your school? If I hear something like this somewhere - I'd get the fuck out of there.


Mravrgejoe responds:

well i took 10 minutes out of my day to get this song out of the way, my teacher said its extra credit if you make your own song so im not complaining, i guess effort shows the grade you deserve huh?


Bass Is Kickin(Remix-DEMO) Bass Is Kickin(Remix-DEMO)

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Grimmace666 is an ass o.o

Guess what? It's a piece of shit! Why?
-same old ass lead
-same generic ass structure heard in million other songs like this

On a bright side - mixing is not bad + sounds are bearable.
This tune could be a blast in a gay party.


Grimmace666 responds:

if uve ever heard the origional then u'd know its pretty much the same beat through the origional...im just trying to remix it...and jobskid...dont post on my stuff again...i find another post on any of my songs im reporting u to NG staff for harrassment -.-


-I Love Hamsters- -I Love Hamsters-

Rated 1 / 5 stars

clownstep

DNB my ass. Where are the percussions? Good beat? Bass? Sounds like a MIDI loop which repeats for 6 minutes.

Garbage basically


cky12qxz responds:

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Organ Grinder [EC] Organ Grinder [EC]

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

why?

There seems to be no concept at all behind this. Melody is random, Every instrument is on it's own. The sound is cheap and synthetic not to mention mixing.
Not good at all


EmperorCharlemagne responds:

I'd like to personally think there is a certain at-the-least chord structure concept underlying the whole thing, but that's me.

I'll give you cheap sound, and cheap mixing, as I got these all from free soundfonts and mixing is not yet my forte.

Sorry ya didn't like.


[e99] Saline [e99] Saline

Rated 4 / 5 stars

mmm...

One of the rare tracks that is actually good. Altho everything loops again and again, I see how you try to fix that with the effects. Everything's balanced, the sound is good, beat is nice and the atmosphere is decent.
Congrats ;)


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e991e responds:

Thanks dude


VirOS del.pair.stal-FAT32 rmx VirOS del.pair.stal-FAT32 rmx

Rated 0 / 5 stars

piece of shit

And you did it again!
I feel that the album is gonna be huge! Congrats pal, you're gonna be famous


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SlanderFall responds:

I'm not gonna be - i wish to be - if my music whenever will be really good to people )